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Benta to!:D

Mga Vandalism sa UP at shempre may
matiyagang nagcompile:

FA *( college of Fine Arts ) Wall:
"nobody cares"
somebody answered:
"not even the carebears?"
then another:
"not even kier?"
then:
"not even zoren?"
lastly:
"not even zorro?"
all written by different people.

AS *(Arts and Sciences Building ):
AS chairs:
"push button to eject seatmate"
"push button to eject urself"
"push button to kill teacher."
"push button to eject teacher"
....reply: "it's jammed! We're
doomed!"

AS chair :
"you know bobo? bobo is you!"

AS 1st floor CR:
"if you forget the past, then you
porget the purious.."

AS 1st floor CR uli:
" Im a simple gay "
tapos me sumagot
"sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga
peyups ka ba? duh! "
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching
arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)
"sira ka rin! yung simple is used as
an adjective tapos yung gay is used as
a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay
nya!"

CHEM:
Chem chair:
"push button to spray acid on prof's
face."

Another chem chair:
"You Boron!!!"

BIO:
Bio chair:
"Push cadaver to haunt teacher."

FO Santos:
"SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO...
bawal."

ENG'G:
Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang
kinabukasan ng bayan!"
Reply:
"the future you are holding is very
small."

GAB:
sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa
GAB:
"takas ng ward 7"

MATH:
sa cr sa may math building:
"SUMAPI SA NPA! "
may sumagot:
"PAANO? "
may sumagot pa:
"MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA
PINAKAMALAPIT NA
DROP BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!"

sa math building, sa likod ng
isang "teacher's chair" sa 3rd floor:
"BABALA: asawa ni babalu"

sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
"you'll NEVER find what you're looking
for"
May nag-reply: "find x."

sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan
uli.
nakasulat sa armchair:
"F*CK DA WORLD! "
ta's may sumagot:
"F*CK U TOO!
--WORLD-"

3rd floor math cr:
"kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki
PLUS mo naman, hehehe."

UPIS *(University of the Philippines
Integrated School)
sa loob ng music room.
"maam _______(music prof) boses
palaka! "
tas may sumagot
"nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng
palaka "
tas may sumagot uli
"weh "
tas may nag-react uli
"oo, sabi kokak!kokak! "

VINZONS:
Wall ng vinzons
"Do not steal. The government hates
competition"

men's cr sa Vinzon's:
"remember: the hands that clean this
toilet are the same hands that cook
your food."

men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
"if you can reach this, the fire
department wants you!"

NIGS *(National Institute of
Geological Sciences ata..hehe):
sa isang upuan:
"f*ck nigs!"
may nagreply:
"who's nigs?"

MAIN LIB
Sa isang lamesa ng main lib,
filipiniana section:
"UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot...
" mali pang grammar at spelling mo,
halatang di ka taga UP"
AS waiting shed
Ad from a Korean: "I need a English
tutor."
At may nagdagdag: "Badly."

posted by Talia @ 3:26 PM